CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS!

Submission is inevitable. The dummies over at Hey Read This! Press are looking for short-short stories, flash fiction, and prose poems from folks in the Baltimore area for a zine that will also include local artwork. If you happen to be folks from the Baltimore area and you write short-shorts, flash fiction, or prose poems, (or make pretty pictures) then you should send them as word documents (or PDF's if you are sending pretty pictures) to tfreed17@comcast.net or

Hey Read This! Press
1312 Guilford Avenue, #313
Baltimore, MD 21202

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New Smile, Hon You're in Baltimore out now! Buy it!

http://www.atomicbooks.com/index.php/smile-hon-youre-in-baltimore-12.html

Staple Bound Versions of Animal Stories Available

The Lovely CSands and I have completed our book, Animal Stories, and limited edition staplebound copies will be available by the end of the week. Come out to Di [e]ce boutique in SOBO this friday and pick one up! We will be doing a presentation on some of the featured animals as well. Danger Man will be playing an acoustic set and there will be plenty of animal crackers to eat.

CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS! Submit! Submit! Submit!

Submission is inevitable The dummies over at Hey Read This! Press are looking for short-short stories, flash fiction, and prose poems from folks in the Baltimore area for a zine that will also include local artwork. If you are folks from the Baltimore area and you write short-shorts, flash fiction, or prose poems, (or make pretty pictures) then you should send them as word documents (or PDF's if you are sending pretty pictures) to tfreed17@comcast.net or

Hey Read This! Press
1312 Guilford Avenue, #313
Baltimore, MD 21202


Hey Read This! probably loves you...

Witness first-hand goofiness at the Zodiac!

Will be reading and preparing my famous 'RainbowWatermelon Salad', which is exactly what it sounds like.

North Pole Diet Poetry Reading
Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 10:00pm
End Time:
Friday, November 20, 2009 at 2:00am
Location:
1726 N Charles St, Baltimore, MD 21201
Description
North Pole Diet Poetry Reading: The Legend of Watermelon, Pumpkin and Fruit CupThursday, November 19th, 10 p.m. at the ZodiacFREE ! ! ! This eccentric poetry reading is the autumnal fruit of Jared T. Fischer's yearlong research in support of the North Pole Diet, an imaginary diet that promotes cooking with friends and the creation of art. Mr. Fischer solicited poems from diverse local and regional writers, requiring that they adhere to the following guidelines: 1) Cook a meal with friends or alone; 2) document the experience with photos; 3) list the ingredients in italics; and 4) launch into a poem inspired by the experience.Come scope out the results. View the photos. Hear the impassioned words. Get the free limited edition poetry pamphlet (while supplies last). Enjoy musical performances by our special guest house band! ! ! New poems by:Chuck Green Brian SchmuklerAnna Louise Jiongco Jared T. Fischer Jennifer H. Fortin Hanna Badalova Stephen Reichert Becky Hunter Ashlie KauffmanTimmy Reed Pumpkin pie and other dainty refreshments supplied by the North Pole Diet Food Committee! ! ! !

Timmy Reed channeling The Governator for the Maryland Writers Association at the CityLit Stage of the Baltimore Book Festival. Thanks BOPA, MWA, CityLit, For Crying Out Loud, Arnold, Jacob, Rick, and everyone who came to watch.

One or two more pictures, then we're out!

Just a couple of new pictures and we (Animal Stories) are out! In the meantime, I will be putting together short zines featuring some of the existing stories and illustrations - not because you want them, just because we like to waste paper (trees are for suckers - of air, primarily.) You should be able to find them soon at Cyclops on North Ave and at Bookfest, where I will also be reading (perhaps in a Speedo) from a memoir entitled Arnold:The Education of a Bodybuilder. Love it or leave it, People!